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'Shake' means to move backwards and forwards or up and down. To make milkshake you shake the milk and the fruit so it gets mixed up. Cows have milk inside them so if they could jump up and down the milk would shake!

What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?

A milkshake!

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Average: 4.1 (37 votes)

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Submitted by DJSongPixel on Tue, 22/03/2022 - 05:57

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milkshake and cream! XD

Submitted by DiamondCreamSphinx on Wed, 27/10/2021 - 09:43

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you actually get whipped cream or butter

Submitted by DiamondCreamSphinx on Tue, 26/10/2021 - 19:34

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Yeah Exactly

Submitted by DJPrinceGirl on Wed, 17/02/2021 - 05:25

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I Though That Is Milkshake! HAHAHAHA! LOL!!

Submitted by TurquoiseHippo… on Thu, 28/01/2021 - 10:43

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I thought this was poem!! haha just kidding.

Submitted by JumpingRocketDigital on Wed, 13/01/2021 - 15:38

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The joke was funny

Submitted by LadyDJDrum on Mon, 30/11/2020 - 18:34

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LOL!!!! super funny, gonna tell my family!

Submitted by MissGuitarWizard on Thu, 15/10/2020 - 23:05

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Ha ha ha ha! Lovely joke

Submitted by WowKangarooTree on Thu, 10/09/2020 - 09:04

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XDXDXD Very good joke #nice( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Submitted by PrincessBuddyAnt on Wed, 05/08/2020 - 19:07

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i didnt laugh but i get it! it is funny!

Submitted by QueenMysticJewel on Sun, 19/07/2020 - 06:11

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I do not understand
shake the cow. milk shake. shake is there in (shake the cow) get it HAHAHA

Submitted by PrincessAntlerHello on Thu, 11/06/2020 - 07:07

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It is funny

Submitted by RandomPearl8000 on Fri, 15/05/2020 - 15:43

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This is funny

Submitted by LadyFootball9000 on Tue, 07/04/2020 - 19:44

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It's amazing

Submitted by SapphireFire3000 on Wed, 01/04/2020 - 01:16

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Hahaha it's awesome

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